Friday, 2 September 2011

Dear So and So

Dear So and So...
Dear Summer
Sorry we missed you this year, next time try slotting a visit in between Spring and Autumn,
Her in need of a spray-tan

Dear shops
Christmas cards.... already?
Not funny,
From Scrooge

Dear George
Stop growing! Every time I turn around you can do something new and you are going to have no clothes left if you insist on growing out of them!
Mummy who would like you to stay her little man

Dear Chinese Takeaway
See you later
Bet you've missed me!
Natalie (the one who always has duck pancakes!)

Dear Apple
You have all these great gadgets but no-one on your team can invent a self-cleaning house
Not that clever then are you/
Her who hates housework.

Dear Guinea Pig
Seriously - how much do you eat?
Be careful guys or you'll end up on a diet.


Anonymous said...

I love the idea of short letters... relate to the christmas note!

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