Dear Steve Jobs
Simply... Thank you!
Not just for the technology but the recent inspiration too.
Her whose iPhone never leaves her side.
Rest in peace x
Hahaa!!! Kiss my a$$!
I DID IT!!
Nice try sucker!
Her stuck in a lift who couldn't care less :)
Dear all the people who tell me that now George is 4yrs old he will shoot up.
Her in denial
(And yes Nicki, that includes you!)
Make your blinking mind up!
You are as indecisive as a young teenage girl with her crushes!
Pick one, stick with it.
(Not to try and influence your decision but that hot spell was quite nice, thanks).
Traditionally the humans are the masters.
Not the Guinea pigs.
I understand I forgot to explain this to you but I'm telling you now.
Just so you know,
Her who is going to bankrupt herself with gourmet pet food.
When your best friend tells you that it IS possible to lick your own elbow if you practice enough... she is taking the mick.
Think of a suitable way to get her back asap.
And do not admit on the internet that you did in fact practice.