Dear Carol Singers
It is November!!
Get a grip, go home and do not disturb me in my PJs when Eastenders is on ever again.
Yes I am aware it is Christmas soon,
Yes I am really looking forward to it!
No the guinea pigs don't need their own stockings.
Love Mummy x
Does anyone know where I can get Christmas stocking for pets from?
I like that you are holding off! You are quite pretty when you first fall but a blinking nightmare when you lay.
Pop along in January if you must but for now, crisp and bright days works just fine.
Who is going to be grumpy when her road turns into an ice-rink!
Dear David Cameron.
Stop piddling about with trivial things and sort out this issue of only having 24hrs in a day.
It doesn't work, surely you can see that?
if you gave me extra time to work each day you too could could spend more hours each day turning our country into...
Oh, never mind.
I'll make do with the hours I have.
Her who thinks you are a plonker and no-where near as cute as Mr Clegg
If you are still here, thank you!
Don't let my special brand of crazy scare you off!
Have a cracking weekend