Dear So and So - 1st December Edition

 

Dear EBF Energy (Or a similar sounding company!)

Please sort your system out!!! When I say system I mean staff, when I say staff I mean the people who help on the phones, when I say help.... I am lying!

Her who is usually very easy going but

Jeeeeez!!!!

Dear George

No today is not Christmas day.

And no, tomorrow won't be either.

Stop asking ratbag, I got you the advent calendar so you could count down, not just to torment you with unopened doors and uneaten chocolates.

Dear Reader

Where can you get a chocolate thin enough to fit behind the now re-closed door 10?

Her who is not actually owning up to anything, just asking a question.

Dear La Senza,

Please make thermal knickers that don't look like they came out of the Victorian age.

Ta!

Cold Ass x

Dear Readers

Help settle a heated debate between my son and I...

Can a sword chop up a meteorite?

Thanks

Dear Santa

I will remember the mince pie and alcohol,

I will remember the oversized stocking

Leave yourself a post it note this year.....

"Remember - Natalie Hickey needs to have George Clooney delivered".

Love, her who is forever hopeful x